The Noobs' battle balls have been misplaced.
- General Blorgon
- Secretary Hedies
- Secretary Techn'ut
- Mr. Roachmont (flashback)
- Jock Jockerson
- Philippines - February 18, 2016
- The title is a reference to the 2000 movie Dude, Where's My Car?
- A running gag in this episode was the Noobs saying that finding their battleball was easy, then facing a challenge.
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Transcript can be found here: Dude, Where's My Noob?/Transcripts