The Noobs Strike Back/Transcripts
Noobies vs. Smoothies/Transcripts
Tyler: [panting] We have to catch it!
Shope: [panting] We're not gonna make it!
Kevin: We have to make it stop!
[ice cream truck jingle]
Noobs: Ice cream!
Roach: [panting] So many flavors, so little cones.
Shope: Uh, this guy has some strange flavors.
Tyler: Chocolate doom-swirl? Cookies, Cream, and Annihilation?
Shope: Mocha Fudge Destruction? What kind of flavors are those?
Ice Cream Beast: [roars]
Kevin: Yes, I will try the Mocha Fudge Destruction. Wait...
Ice Cream Beast: [growls]
Tyler: Okay, now the menu makes sense.
Shope: That does not look like an ice cream scooper!
Kevin: Yep, that is definitely the Mocha Fudge Destruction. Okay, everyone. Battleballs in!
Shope: We're in a park, people will see us!
Tyler: [gasps] I've got a plan! Head for that recycle bin!
Man: Somebody please help us! Help us!
Roach: Stand back citizens for we are here to save... your day!
Kevin: Wait. How come I get the paper bag disguise?
Shope: 'Cause we ran out of aluminum foil!
Tyler: Roach! Use you super mouth and eat the infected ice cream!
Roach: On it! [battle cry]
Roach: [grunts] Brain freeze!
Kevin: Look, I'm not feeling these disguises, dude.
Tyler: Can we just talk about this later?
Ice Cream Beast: [roars]
Tyler: Ahh! Go mega blasters!
Kevin, Tyler, and Shope: [grunting]
Ice Cream Beast: [growls]
Sue Newswoman: The scene at the park was full of disaster, ice cream, and carnage.
Memnock: Carnage is a bad thing, right?
Sue Newswoman: And an adorable eyewitness who shot the footage had this to say.
Boy in Pink Hat: They had bad disguises, but they saved the day and they're my new heroes!
Zenblock: Uh, let me guess. You used blasters, blew up the park, but in the end, you got lucky and stopped the virus.
Shope: A tree fell on him.
Sue Newswoman: But the question remains: Who are these heroes people are calling "The Silver Foils" and their trusty sidekick, "Paper Bag Boy"?
Kevin: Okay, we have a huge problem.
Zenblock: Another virus sighting?
Kevin: No! They're calling me "Paper Bag Boy". I am not a sidekick! We are all equally bad.
Shope: I kinda like "The Silver Foils". It's a play on words.
Kevin: No you don't. And if we're ever going to be taken seriously as superheroes, we need awesome nicknames and awesomer costumes.
Memnock: What you need is to master your powers, 'cause you're terrible.
Zenblock: Right, so raise your hands if you think Kevin is wrong, and maybe chuckle a little bit.
Memnock and Zenblock: [chuckling]
Zenblock: Fine! We'll work on super costumes!
Memnock: Okay, now are you happy?
Tyler: Um, what's the word I'm looking for?
Zenblock: What? Isn't this what your Earth heroes look like?
Kevin: We will not be seen in public in these wedgie suits, no matter how cool the capes are.
XR4Ti: Yes you will, for I am detecting an infection at the Cornbury Gas n' Snack.
Gas Beast: [roars]
Tyler, Kevin, and Roach: [groaning]
Tyler: Wait! Where's Kevin?!
Kevin: Okay, let's do this.
Shope: Where's your suit?
Kevin: Not wearing it.
Tyler: Dude! We can still see your face! What if someone records us again?
Kevin: Oh yeah. I forgot that part.
Gas Beast: [roaring]
Sue Newswoman: More fiery destruction in Cornbury today. And more superhero eyewitness accounts.
Kevin: I'm not lookin' forward to this...
Boy in Pink Hat: More superheroes saved the day again, and with capes!
Sue Newswoman: Media outlets quickly dubbed these new superheroes "The Wedgie Men", and we're joined by everybody's favorite sidekick, Paper Bag Boy!
Kevin: It's all that was in the trash! And we need to find that kid and keep him quiet.
Zenblock: Okay, okay, don't panic. We'll design you new, awesomer super costumes.
Memnock: And this time I'm thinking outside the box.
Noobs: No tiaras.
Kevin: And I'm gonna make my own cool costume and come up with my own cool name.
Tyler: Please don't do that.
Kevin: Why? 'Cause you're afraid it'll be cooler than anything you come up with?
Shope: No, because we know it will be hideous.
Roach: Ooh, I smell a super suit challenge!
XR4Ti: This super suit challenge has the potential to tear you apart as a team. I advise you abandon it.
Tyler: Ohoho, we will. Right after we see who has the better super costume!
Shope: Wait. We have our field trip to the aquarium tomorrow. Shouldn't we delay the super suit battle challenge?
Kevin: Only if you losers wanna lose. And I call the word "black"! I'm gonna be the "Black... something". It's gonna rock!
Memnock: Okay, they're wrong, 'cause this looks cool. Right?
Tyler: So, did you come up with your cool hero name or are you still "The Black Something"?
Kevin: Yes. It's, uh... "The Black Walrus", 'cause they're massive with huge tusks of danger.
Shope: They're also considered unintelligent by biologists, but if you wanna have a dumb super nickname, go with "The Black Walrus".
Tyler: How 'bout just "Dumb Walrus"?
Shope and Tyler: [laughter]
Roach: He looks angry.
Shope and Tyler: Uh-oh [grunt]
Employee: The shark exhibit! Something's wrong in the shark exhibit!
Tyler: Looks like we've got some infected sharks. Battleballs and new super battle costumes, now!
Kevin: Dude, that looks so wrong.
Tyler: It's modern and sleek and they sent me the wrong color!
Shope: I find it disturbing.
Tyler: Oh, but "Grandma Man" isn't?
Roach: The idea was to disguise ourselves, and I think this is effective.
Shope: Not as effective and cool as my-- Hey, whoa!
Kevin: Good call on the boots. Is anyone gonna say anything about my super costume?
Shope, Tyler, and Roach: No.
Shark Beast: [roars]
Kevin: Well, maybe I should ask them their opinion.
Tyler: You know, the Silver Foils and Paper Bag Boy don't seem so bad right now.
Roach: And our battleballs might be hard to get to, as they are underneath the large man-eating fish beasts.
Zenblock: Should we save them?
Memnock: Well, we are here.
Zenblock: Eh, I don't know.
Noobs: [various cries for help]
Zenblock: Ugh, fine! Here sharky beasts! Bet you can't catch tasty tuna lunch, man! And now I flop and run!
Memnock: All of you are a team, and you need to stick together and worry more about defeating the virus than how you look.
Kevin: Yeah! I-I mean, yeah.
Memnock: Now, the Alliance has created a new program for your battleballs which'll solve all your costume problems.
Zenblock: Anytime you guys want to help!
[Super Noobs battle theme]
Memnock: Now you look cool, like us, a team.
Tyler: Uh, what's with the...?
Zenblock: [panting] To help disguise you. Now, Super Noobs, you have to save me!
Tyler: Right. Now, let's see if our killer suits can produce...
Kevin: A killer whale! Ha! Holy crud, it worked!
Kevin: Hey boys, instead of tasty tuna lunch, man...
Tyler: Why don't you try the Extractor?
Shope: My turn.
[Super Noobs battle theme continues]
Roach: And don't forget... Super Roach! Yah!
Zenblock: [short of breath] Okay, nice job. Now let's get out of here!
Tyler: But wait! Weren't there three shark beasts?
Shark Beast: [roars]
Tyler: Super gang who like their new super suits, away!
Shope: Okay, we still have to work on better hero names.
Sue Newswoman: Things were fishy and dangerous today at the Cornbury Aquarium. An eyewitness was there to see and describe the destruction.
Kevin: Oh, not that dude again!
Boy in Pink Hat: I saw four superheroes! They were awesome dudes! Awesome!
Sue Newswoman: And what is everyone calling these heroes of help who help people heroically?
Noobs: Come on...
Sue Newswoman: The Superdudes! And Cornbury is super happy to have them here.
Zenblock: Okay, stop the excitement, "Superdudes".
Memnock: You would've been super shark food today if me and Zen didn't save your butts!
Zenblock: Yeah, and until you can defeat the virus on your own, you will be known here as the "Super Noobs".
Kevin: All I know is, we look awesome.
Memnock: But you could look awesomer!
Memnock: Give it a shot. It's cute!